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The kids at Lockwood Elementary School in Los Angeles are in the running for a $25,000 grant from Pepsi to pay for much needed school supplies. If they make the Top 10, they win $25,000. All they need is for you to vote. Your e-mail and birthday are all it takes to vote!

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...yes that q is supposed to be there.

 

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Dan gets pissed at a new sales fad (video)

So, although I probably broke a number of laws while filming this in my car on the way to the gym this morning, it is MAIL-IN REBATES that should be illegal. Especially this new sales fad B^#&$#!+

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Check out what I'm up to while not angrilly breaking laws!

New DAN Demo-Reel for Early-2010

Brand new demo reel action comin' at ya!...

 In this edit:
"Instant Recall" (2010)
All-original stand-up comedy (2008 - 2010)
Why I'm Not In Transformers 2 (2010 sketch)
The Gnus (2009 sketch)
 
For your viewing pleasure... ... 

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Dan in "Instant Recall" Episode 3 -- CHECK IT OUT!

Dan Lawler in 'Instant Recall' Episode 3, Season 1 (Speed Dating)

Check out the Dan-A-Maniac's sweet Speed-Dating skills in the most recent episode of 'Instant Recall' on GSN! The episode will be re-run all weekend long on GameShow Network -- Check it out!

The entire episode is truly enjoyable & very funny... but you can get your Dan Lawler fix within the first 5 minutes! ...

 

Here's a little sample of what you could miss out on if you don't tune in this weekend :

 

Dan strokes his moustache on 'Instant Recall' Season 1, Episode 3 (Speed Dating)

"I call it the Fu Man Chu - To Infinity"

 

Dan Lawler in 'Instant Recall' Episode 3 (Speed Dating) - with a SquiRfy Face!

"I am willing to please"

 

AND THAT'S NOT ALL!

Check it out guys -- "Instant Recall" on GSN, this weekend. ...and follow me on Twitter! @DanLawlerOnline.

 

(Happy Birthday to Wyatt Earp!.. Thank you for keeping the West safe, and for the sick moustache inspiration!)

Tonight's episode of Instant Recall should be hilarious, and feature some Dan-Action

Tune in to "Instant Recall" tonight at 8:00pm on GSN! Tonight's episode features Speed Dating (with Dan Lawler!), and a Bridal Fitting; both gone Horribly Wrong!

Instant Recall on GSN - Combining hidden cameras, outrageous comic scenarios and tongue-in-cheek retro-style game show competition, GSN's newest original game show series. INSTANT RECALL first tests players' patience, then tests their memory as unsuspecting participants are caught on hidden camera in unbelievable situations—and are then quizzed on the experience for cash and prizes. Game show legend Wink Martindale hosts the competition and awards the prizes, while decked out in classic game show style.

Dan Lawler rocking his SCTV thang!

SCTV Wardrober, Juul Haalmeyer, has worked with some greats!... And this year, you can add Dan Lawler to the list!... At least for a few minutes in the basement of his Wardrobe Shop in Toronto, Canada.

Dan Lawler rocking the Johnny LaRue (J LaR) Jacket! 

Johnny LaRue (J LaR) was a large man... Dan does his best to fill those shoes!

 

 Dan Lawler in SCTV Leather! 

Here,Dan Lawler models some SCTV Red Pleather sweetness!

And yes, that is the man himself, Juul Haalmeyer in the back!.. Checking his watch and wondering, "When the F%#& will this kid go home?!"

 

Dan Lawler doing his best Earl Cammembert 

And, of course... the classic : Earl Camembert.

Dan picked this bad boy up at a charity event a couple years ago, and eagerly awaits the opportunity to bust it out & rock the Camembert!!

Instant Recall Time-Change!

We're all gearing up for the beginning of Daylight Saving Time this Sunday anyway -- so while you're adjusting your schedule, take note : Instant Recall on GSN is moving to Fridays @ 8:00pm -- Prime-Time Baby!!
  
FRIDAYS @ 8:00 pm

As a general note... the Dan-A-Maniac here will not be appearing in this week's episode. I KNOW -- how can you cut out the STAR of the show for an entire episode??!?... But they're living on the edge with this one people!

I'll keep you posted on next week's episode... but I have a sneaking suspicion there will be some serious DanAction.

... ALSO -- the new sketch is coming along nicely!!  "Why I'm Not In Transformers 2" should be finished up in the next 2 weeks! Stay tuned...

-DANNO

Coming Soon: "Why I'm Not In Transformers 2" SKETCH!

We started filming yesterday -- NEW SKETCH TO PREMIERE SOON!

Check me out on imdb! --> http://www.imdb.me/DanLawler
And on my new twitter --> http://www.twitter.com/DanLawlerOnline

DAN in a Dress ?!?

"Instant Recall" series premiere last night had it's highs & lows!..
Lows include: Not a lot of DANalogue! haha, but the highs!.. check this action out, in case you missed it :

(DAN LAWLER... in a dress?!?)

Tune in next Thursday @ 8:30pm on GSN for more Sweet Action!

SNL All-Star Uber Super Presidential Conglomerate Parody Sketch !!

Will Ferrell, Dana Carvey!, Chevy Chase!, Dan Ackroyd!, Fred Armisen, Darrell Hammond, Maya Rudolph, and JIM CARREY all together in a Presidential Parody sketch on FunnyOrDie.com -- Directed by RON HOWARD!

Check this crapola out... It has a message & a purpose, but it's also just effing Amazing to see all of these guys on-screen together! hahaha