CVS's New Comedic Convenience (video)

     Ladies, when you're searching for a new underarm deodorant, the word on the street is that you search for a pleasant scent, hours of dependable coverage, no residue on your little black dress and, if you're considering Lady Speed Stick, you're probably looking for SPEED!... Well, CVS has heard your outcries for the speediest Speed Stick ever!

Lindsay Mouat experiences some deodorizing insantiy at CVS

 

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I Witnessed the Origin of Carmageddon! (VIDEO)

     Friends & un-friendly douche nozzles alike, I have witnessed the beginning of Los Angeles' so-called "CARMAGEDDON"!

Dan Lawler Comedy - Carmageddon Origin video

 

     I usually type at least a couple of paragraphs with my posts, but this video is 7 1/2 minutes long already!... I think I covered all that needs to be addressed!  But please feel free to comment or respond to the video either here or directly through YouTube.  And if it makes ya chuckle, chortle, or go cross-eyed, please be a social netowork pimp and pass it on!

 

     You should also be following me on Twitter at http://twitter.com/DanLawlerOnline ... and here are a few good reasons why:

- " And for the #1 thing never to hit with a rock to call your 700 students to attention...  "

- " Canada's wood production industry has grown by 8.3% since last year. In other news, Marvel superhero "Wolverine" has been missing for 1 year "

Dan Lawler is available for you Voice Over needs!

          In 2006, during the filming of "The Unobtrusive Plot", director Gregory R. R. Crosby and supporting actor Dan Lawler got to talking about the narration of the comedic, middle-ages short film.  Well, Crosby and his friends at Lost Heart Productions decided that Dan's character abilities and baratone voice made him a perfect candidate for the job, even though he would already be appearing on-screen in that same film as a different character!  All said and done, "The Unobtrusive Plot" is a funny, irreverent commentary on how reality influences fiction, and vice versa.

          Later that year, Dan went on to voice a leading role in "Est Mori", a machinima annimation project by student director Nicholas Werner. And that made it official; Dan Lawler was a voice actor.

          Since 2006, Dan has voiced over a dozen radio commercials along with a handfull of short films. And, beginning in 2011, Dan will be selling his own original recordings of literary classics via Amazon.com. (Details on those to come in a later post).

          But that's not why we're here. We're here because Dan has a pair of new Voice Over Demos! You can check them out below or, if you're casting or producing a project, check me out at Voice123.com

 

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(Dan Lawler - Narration Voice Over Demo)

 

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(Dan Lawler - Commercial Voice Over Demo)

 

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New Movie Poster For "Angel Falls In Love"

     Angel Falls In Love introduces the film community and the world to it's lead actress Brandy Ingram, and the newly-released movie poster follows suit.

Angel Falls In Love (2011) Movie Poster            Writer / Director Dan Peterson calls  the  film "a subversive indy love story". Ingram plays "Angel", the title character who is "an aimless young woman, forever scarred by a childhood  tragedy,  currently  existing  in  a drunken 420 haze with her abusive boyfriend but finds... a young man".

            The  new  poster  was  designed  by graphic  artist  Jason  Street,  under  direction from Peterson. Look closely: Angel has wings!

            Street has also been working with Dan Lawler on developing the poster for Searched Fear (2009).

            Angel  Falls  In  Love  is  just  barely beginning its film festival journey, but upon the film's completion, festival accomplishments and further distibution, Peterson's Backroad Pictures has plans for another film. Production for "Pretty" is set to begin in Summer 2011, with  Kayla Tabish   rumored  to  again  have substantial envolvment with the project.

Danzoonies & Danzinis... Two raNdom, lost, Dan Lawler gems?

     According to YouTube is was the summer of 2008, and things were, well... kinda weird.

Dan Lawler & Jaime Linn Improv Sketch Comedy!

 Dan Lawler and Jaime Linn in "Danzinis" by Jaimilicious on YouTube

 

(( CLICK HERE TO WATCH "DANZINIS" AT YOUTUBE ))

(( ...or read below and use your imagination like a good little boy. Your call. ))

 

     We open on me as Mr. Eat-Your-Face-Head. I attempt to eat Jaime's face, and head. After a few seconds of that, Jaime begins directing, and I am along for the riiiide!.. As we feel out the software, we pass by a lil' character named Speedy MacDoogal. He's a quick one. Eventually, we see Roadie Bill; he smells like goat cheese. We finally get to say hello to excited little Speedy MacDoogal! He sure is a quick one. After that, Horse-Neck Steve morphs into Arnold in Instant Recall. And then.. is that... Mexican Speedy MacDoogal?! He looks like a quick fella... And then, finally, we relax and meet Dahn. Unfortunately, Dahn comes down with the Deadly Wiggling Tumor disease rather quickly. Not to worry though, all Dahn has to do is suck juuust enough life-juice out of Jaime's soul, and he gets to be a real boy again!.. And that real boy is none other than: Speedy MacDoogal. We watch as Speedy wakes up in the morning, and he becomes more and more adventageous and personable! In their final words, Dahn and Speedy merge and are both eliminated by headshots from dodgeballs.

 

 

     Then there's "Danzoonies!" You can watch "Danzoonies" below!

(( CLICK HERE TO WATCH "DANZOONIES" AT YOUTUBE ))

(( ...or just open it, and listen to audio only, and then draw fully-produced annimation to overlay on it, and offer me money to verify it's awesomeness. Your call. ))

 

 

 

     These two hilarious clips were produced & directed by Ms. Jaime Linn in West Hollywood, CA... on a friend's couch... at about 2:00pm on a Tuesday... or something. 

     And for more awesome, good times, check out more funny videos from Jaime, including the new-to-me, Laugh-Out-Loud funny clip, "Singing Sucker Fish"!

     And for more Dan-Action, how about Dan Blowing A Fireball at R Bar L.A... Or, if you haven't seen Dan's live stand-up comedy, check out this doozy from The World Famous Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip!

 

Searched Fear

     A couple years back, everybody's favorite something-or-other Dan Lawler worked on a short Sci-Fi Horror Thriller film, titled Searched Fear. Dan played the hot-headded, foul-mouthed, gas-mask-wearing, "Echo Five", and did so sporting the largest gun on the set (see below!). The film was directed by a young, up & coming director by the name Nathaniel Johnson. There are zombie-type creatures, very large weapons, lots of falling ammo, possibly even more blood... and just a general good time for the whole family!

Dan Lawler on Searched Fear set

DAN LAWLER on SEARCHED FEAR movie set

 

     The film debuted at Warner Brothers Studios in Burbank, CA after its completion. You can see the trailer for the film here : Watch Trailer.

     The word on the street is that there is funding being prodcured at this very moment, and a larger-scale, larger-budget version just may be in the works for the somewhat-possibly-kinda-near future!

     Check out the details & keep your ear to the web-stone for the possible forthcoming release!

 

     And while you're there, also get a look at Dan's updated IMDb.com page, complete with a detailed biography, photots, and other works!

 

 

Saw Eddie Izzard in an all-improv performance at The Comedy Store last night!

          Dan went out to the world-famous Comedy Store on the iconic Sunset Strip in West Hollywood, CA on Monday for a night of improv comedy with the wildly hilarious Eddie Izzard to support West Hollywood councilwoman Lindsey Horvath.

Dan Lawler and Eddie Izzard at The Comedy Store... Next to the stage that has seen many performances by Dan Lawler!

Dan Lawler & Eddie Izzard at The Comedy Store

          "Being able to watch an idol of mine perform on a stage which I have stood many times was truly a thrill, in many ways" said Dan Lawler, out-loud while writing this quazi-article on his own website just now.

 

Be sure to stop by the IMDb Page whenever you get a chance!

-DANNO

Dan Lawler Photos ; A Dozen Random Moments Fer Yer Perusal

First, we've got Dan Lawler  at a Top Gun drinking party at the Casa de Velcron

Dan Lawler as

Dan Lawler a.k.a. "Pickleback"

     The boys of Velcron rock hard; that has been proven. But they also design their own drinking games! This summer the boys finally perfected their "Top Shelf" game, and invited about 40 of their closest friends to watch Top Gun and get hammered. There were epic high-fives, a bathtub full of Budwiesers, a few too many homo-erotic moments, and some killer name tags.

 

Next, we've got a few pictures of Dan Lawler with his attractive, Canadian girlfriend, Lindsay Mouat.

Dan Lawler 'n Lindsay Mouat, NYE

Dan Lawler & Lindsay Mouat all classed-up in Hollywood

 

Dan Lawler, Lindsay Mouat, 944, Los Angeles (LA)

 Dan Lawler & Lindsay Mouat out for a 944 Magazine party in Los Angeles

 

Dan Lawler beside Lindsay Mouat in NYC

Dan Lawler & Lindsay Mouat out for a casual NYC night with friends

     On that same night out in New York City, there was a bit of a SUNY New Paltz reunion... Your pals Dan Lawler & Lindsay Mouat met up with New Paltz alum Jaime Linn, Casey Lynn, Dave Levine, and Mike "Jared" Falcone went out for neon-colored drinks and a truly offensive improv show!

Dan Lawler, Lindsay Mouat, Jaime Linn, Casey Linn, Dave Levine, Mike Jared Falcone in NYC

Dan Lawler, Dave Levine, Lindsay Mouat, Jaime Linn, Mike "Jared" Falcone, & Casey Lynn (clockwise from top) 

 

Dan has spent a good amount of time at the Koreatown, Los Angeles speak-easy R Bar. Here are a few examples of the tomfoolery that is... R Bar with Dan Lawler :

Dan Lawler guzzling some champagne at R Bar L.A.

Dan Lawler bringing in 2010 at R Bar L.A.

 

 Dan Lawler with Hope Taylor and Laura Ramirez at R Bar L.A.

Hope Taylor, Dan Lawler, Laura Ramirez... R Bar

 

Dan Lawler with Matt Russell & Kyle Duncan Graham of Velcron at R Bar

Dan Lawler singing kareoke at R Bar with Matt Russell & Kyle Duncan Graham of Velcron

     And one more from the R Bar karaoke vault... No one can be sure, but there is a very slim likelyhood that the picture below was taken anywhere near resembling "early" in the night...

Dan Lawler rocking out with Kaytlin Borgen, Lindsay Mouat, Kyle Duncan Graham of Velcron in R Bar kareoke insanity

Kaytlin Borgen, Dan Lawler, Taryn Kareoke, Lindsay Mouat & Kyle Duncan Graham singing "A Little Help From My Friends"

 

Now for a little Rock Star Action...

Dan Lawler with Rami Jaffee and Lindsay Mouat at The Viper Room

Rami Jaffee, Dan Lawler & Lindsay Mouat at The Viper Room... with a cheesecake.

 

Our final photo of the group is also the most recent... At the time of this posting, it is approximately 48 hours old. Placing it late-night on Halloween 2010!... After a 4-hour costume prep & alcohol sampling at a building named after a 17th century war criminal and genocidist Oliver Cromwell, a diapered Dan Lawler & pals emerged as drunken Muppet Babies!

Dan Lawler as Baby Kermit with Lindsay Mouat, Bryan Schalge, Brian Pink, Halloween 2010, Muppet Babies

Bryan Schalge ("Baby Animal"), Dan Lawler ("Baby Kermit"), Lindsay Mouat ("Baby Miss Piggy"), Brian Pink ("Creepy, Naked, Baby Fozzy").

 

     Y'all come back now, y'hear?!... Keep your eyes out for more blog posts about upcomming comedy shows, music performances, radio & video game work, and Dan Lawler TV & Movie news!  There will be much more to come and, in all honesty; we are all hoping for less in the way of green leotards... Although that doesn't necessarily count them out perminently ;-)

 

-DANNO